LOST Conspiracy Theory...Wednesday?

Hey folks,

Had some downtime with the Conspiracy Theory Thursday posts, so without further ado, My Buddy Joe with this week's LOST preview.

Because I did not write a LOST Conspiracy Theory Thursday recap two weeks ago (it’s a fairly long story involving a complicated April Fool’s Joke and some co-workers who F-ed up said April Fool’s Joke), here’s the first ever LOST Wednesday Afternoon Preview….

This week’s episode (entitled “Namaste”) will pick up where “LaFleur” left off. Good, because I have some burning questions I need answered:

• Will there be backlash for Juliet and her newfound skills?
• Sawyer and Juliet are getting it on?
• What did Sawyer say to Juliet to get her to stay for three years?
• What did Sawyer say to Horace to get all of them to stay for three years?
• Has Jin learned English in the last three years?
• Where the hell are Ben, Sayid, and Sun?
  Has little Ben arrived on the island? If so, do Back to the Future time travel rules come into effect?
• Are Sawyer, Kate, Jack, and Juliet going to end up in some sort of weird island love-quadrangle?
• What’s up with the week off? This episode better be F-ing mind-blowing.
• Will I write a timely recap for posting in the morning?