Teenager Cries Blood, Doctors Freak Out Accordingly

This kid has to grow up and become the villain in Casino Royale, right?

[CNN.com]

80s Video Friday: Rock You Like a Hurricane

I tried to find something titled "Rock You Like a Tropical Storm Named Danny" but no such luck.

Brett Favre is an Asshole.

As evidenced by an inebriated argument this past Friday, I can't stand this latest BrettFavre saga. He comes in figures he can bang out an entire playbook in three days then goes 1-4 for 4 yards in his Minnesota preseason debut. If I was a Vikings fan, I think I'd take a broken beer bottle to my wrist.

Remember this commercial? Even in a scripted shoot he still manages to throw behind his receiver while leading him directly into a puddle. Brett's smiling and having a great time while his high school buddy Jim just got a mouth full of Mississippi swamp water. God, what an asshole.

80s Video Friday: The Final Countdown

First Fantasy Football Draft of the season this weekend. Football season is almost here!

Barney Frank: Roastmaster

Amid the desire to have an actual discussion around public policy, it's great to see a politician fire back at these batshit-crazy protesters that don't bring anything meaningful to the discourse.

Massaging Your Pussy

No, not in that way. Perverts.

(Un)fortunately(?), this is an actual video on how to stroke your cat, dug up and edited by Everything is Terrible.

My favorite part is at 2:35 when the cat wakes up and looks directly at the camera as if to wonder if this documentary is real or imagined. Sadly "Champer-Camper", this is all too real.

Also, why is he the best cat in the United States? Am I missing something? Are there better Afghani cats out there somewhere?


[Warming Glow]
[Everything is Terrible]

Is This Real?

I keep going back and forth.

In any event, it's good to see Lenny Dykstra (1:15) found work.

80s Video Friday: Sledgehammer

Holy crap we're having a rough spell at the blog. But fear not! A video with a semen-based intro! And stop-motion animation!