Massaging Your Pussy

No, not in that way. Perverts.

(Un)fortunately(?), this is an actual video on how to stroke your cat, dug up and edited by Everything is Terrible.

My favorite part is at 2:35 when the cat wakes up and looks directly at the camera as if to wonder if this documentary is real or imagined. Sadly "Champer-Camper", this is all too real.

Also, why is he the best cat in the United States? Am I missing something? Are there better Afghani cats out there somewhere?


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