I don't think anything I say can really add to their existing pitch. The best or worst $14.97 ever spent?
Dear Friend -
Lets face the facts - we're a part of an overworked culture. Americans spend more time at our "work" and "jobs" than ever before. Family relations, domestic abuse, depression and stress of all forms are on the rise. Our lack of health is bringing us to hospitals.
Our "jobs" and schools are often asking for doctors notes to excuse our absences. Is this fair? As humans, shouldn't we have the right to take any day off we choose -- simply to sustain our well-being, our mental health.. and our sanity?
Likely you've come across this site because you're overworked, overstressed, simply a break, or are genuinely sick but have no health insurance. Whatever your reasons, we're here for you. We've created the highest quality fake doctor notes / doctor slips / doctor forms (whatever you want to call them) on the internet - guaranteed.
Our excuse notes are so good, so legit.. that, in fact, if you find a copy or sample of a Dr. note that looks more authentic than ours, and we'll give you your money back!... (In fact, we'll even consider PAYING you to view one that looks more authentic!).
You're excused! You'll be 'missing work' in no time.
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