Luck Runs Out for Lucky

Lucky is no more! Sources report that the Boston Celtics and Damon Blust (formerly "Lucky") have split up. They say that he apparently missed a few team appearances or something. If you ask me, I think someone in the Celtics organization is an avid follower of 3DWaB, read my post about how Lucky is not lucky, and then came to the realization that he really does suck at life.

This is the best news I've heard all day.


- Boston.com

Lucky.

Things I consider "lucky:"

Not hitting a lot of traffic on the way home. Hitting a 5 on a 16. Finding money in any denomination greater than $1 on the street. Realizing you weren't charged for half of your drinks at a bar. Getting pulled over for doing 91 in a 55 and not getting a speeding ticket.

Things I don't consider "lucky:"


Things that will make me never use the term "lucky" the same way ever again:

Chance
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