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After thinking about it, I don't know if I'm in favor or against this movement. It's such a cultural centerpiece to the greater New York metropolitan area, it really deserves to be its own state.
Can it take New Jersey while it's at it? Combined they could create a land where tanning parlors and car stereo dealers stretch as far as the eye can see. They'd have to incorporate a tribal tattoo somewhere on their state flag, right?
We know Revere would start to thin out; it'd be like douchebag manifest destiny.
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