Are those cantaloupes in your arms, or are you just happy to see me?

{Insert vomit noise}

I guess this guy is famous and has a few documentaries made about him, etc... I just discovered him today. And i'm pretty sure his arm is bigger than Lindsay Lohan. Gross.

Maybe He Just Really Likes Pork...

Thanks to erika

This never gets old...

Throwback Tuesday

You want it, baby, you got it.

The Swine Flu Was So 1976

Looks like we've been here before with this swine flu business.

Anybody else expect to see a Jason Voorhees cameo in these spots?

Thanks to Kerry.

[AdFreak]

Is AIG run by Asian-Americans?

Ok lady, no need for slurs here. Let's keep it classy.

Click the image for full-size.

[Yahoo]

80s Video Friday: Magic

The Cars - Magic - ASTRO-ZOMBIE

To celebrate the summer weather that's about to hit the Hub, I figured I'd go with this little nugget.

Interesting creative direction here as The Cars' frontman, the unfortunate-looking Rick Ocasek, has a weird Jesus thing going on. I don't think Jesus ever rocked a blazer like that though.

Scoreboard
Ocasek: 1
Jesus: 0