What the eff is a Slow Loris?

And where do I get one?

The Triumphant Return of 3DWAB!

That's right! After a meeting of the minds, we've decided to resurrect the blog!

Stay tuned for more details!

Awesome

Clearly, this guy had to piss like a race horse.

80s Video Friday: Thriller

Too soon?

Schwarzenegger Spells it Out with Veto

Cah-lee-for-knee-ah Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger vetoed a bill this week. Ok, not really big news, Governors veto bills all the time. But wait, what's that? There's hidden profanity in it? See kids politics can be interesting! Check out the link below for the actual document.

I've also received word he's drafting a response to these allegeations:

"In response to these Wrongful allegations, I am appaled by the LibeL that has been hawKed and propagated so Intensely by the LiberaL media elite. You can be confident that Our team maintains the Utmost degree of professionalism and Respect for the political process. Californians Have to be assured I am Looking to both Democrats and Republicans to do what is best for our state and Entertaining speculation to the contrary is Nonsense."

[newser]
[California.Gov] - Actual veto .pdf

This Week in FAIL: Steve Phillips Edition

Really dude? C'mon. Can anybody even begin to rationalize how the hell this happened? This guy is on TV! He was once the manager of a professional baseball team (ok, well the Mets) in a major city! This is the best he can pull? Hope it was worth it, buddy.

That's almost as bad as the cheerleader that got irreversibly screwed up from the flu shot.



Side note: If that ever happened to me, I'd be screwed cause I hate running.

[Deadspin]

80s Video Friday: It's The End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

Its The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) (2003 Digital Remaster) - R.E.M.

Snow! On October 16th!

Baby Hippo Returns!

The unofficial mascot of the blog is BACK! Loogit that little guy.

[Boston.com]

What's up now Single Ladies Baby?

Another Reason I Eventually Want to Procreate

Because I want to dress them up in traumatic (but hilarious!) costumes like these every October 31st.

More links after the jump.

[Huffington Post]

European Farmers Protest High Milk Prices

Somewhere, Peter North is smiling.

[New York Times]

ONE hit wonder? NO!

Um, remember this guy?



Well, he's still alive! And he made an album! And has a MySpace page! May I reintroduce Ethan Chandler!

Ethan describes his music as "singer/songwriter pop driven by pure and honest emotion that is exceptionally unique." His profile page also says "Finding you must start today." So with that direction, I encourage all to find Ethan... today. http://www.myspace.com/ezchandler

Move Over Single Baby, Big Baby Here to Eat You

Talk about a short lived 15 minutes of fame. "It" baby of the week loses his fame to a 19.2 lb newborn. Glen Davis' reaction:

All the Single Babies

Get Your Inspiration On

SCREW THE SOVIETS! IT'S OUR TIME!

Analogy Wednesday

He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan’s teeth.

Taken verbatim from a 1999 Washington Post contest. Full list here

C'mon Dude. Really?

"According to The Journal, a 19-year-old Pennsylvania man was arraigned earlier this week on a charge of felony daytime robbery. How did police catch him? Simple: the burglar left a trail, by way of checking his Facebook account before leaving the house with two diamond rings and forgetting to log out.

Jonathan Parker remains in custody on $10,000 bail, facing a maximum 10 year prison sentence if convicted. A friend of the defendant said Parker had asked him for help breaking into the victim’s house the previous night, so things are not looking too good for the perp."

Really Jonathan? Couldn't wait til you got back from the pawn shop to see Kelly's birthday photos or check Julie's relationship status? Stupid people shouldn't commit crimes.

Set the DVR - Saget's Coming Back to AFV

Bob Saget will shift from the pot-loving, sex addict he portrays in real life... I mean Entourage, and go back to his Danny Tanner ways for a one-week engagement to celebrate the 20th anniversary of AFV.

Current host Tom Bergeron will co-host the episode with Saget. Taping will take place next month.

Nothing like some AFV to start the day. Pull out a tooth here

"Only I didn't say 'fudge'..."

See more funny videos and Funny Videos at Today's Big Thing.

Starts out a little slow, but gets good.

[Today's Big Thing]

Kanye West Disrupts Joint Session of Congress

Shortly thereafter, Obama was spotted backstage crying.

[Holy Taco]